Why Ohio sucks:)

Colorado vs. Ohio

Colorado has the greatest accents, Ohio DOESN'T!
Colorado is able to "feel up" the sheep, hogs and cattle when judging them (come on people, lets think proper now!) Ohio you must stand back and "observe."
Colorado gives oral reasons, even in WOOL judging, Ohio you DON'T give oral reasons (what are they incompetent).
Colorado has snow, and lots of it, like 6 WEEKS worth, Ohio all it does is RAIN-they call it winter for a reason-SNOW!
Colorado has mountains, the Rockies to be specific, Ohio is FLAT, like a pancake:(
Colorado, everywhere you turn they all just about ski/board, Ohio has no skier's/snowboarders, what do you think you will break your butt or something?
Colorado has some pretty sweet trucks, lifted, big tires, exhaust, Ohio has few and far between "nice" trucks.
Colorado is feeding America, here in Fort Collins, we have a few sheep feedlots, and Greeley is known for its feedlots, Ohio has no feedlots, or at least none that I know about.
Okay, I will admit that Ohio does have a few things going for it like: The Buckeye's, wait is that it? Can that be all that Ohio is good for?
I am sure that I will add/subtract to this list sooner rather than later, but for now this is it.

I LOVE IT HERE.
I WAS MEANT TO BE A COLORADAN. GO RAMS!
~Nothing is more beautiful then the mountains, let alone covered in snow!