So apparently there is a list of reasons as to why I don't have boyfriend out here in Colorado.
1. I am a brunette.
2. I am ugly (i.e., therefore, I need to wear makeup).
3. I have been telling bad stories.
4. I am from Ohio.
5. I can't type.
6. I twirl and eat my hair.
7. I eat things in pieces and parts and pick the insides out.
8. I take too many naps, therefore, I have no time for a boyfriend.
9. I smell like cattle fecal matter.
10. And the final and biggest reason is... I AM STUBBORN!
Source: Nicole Lynn Genoshe (aka Goosh)
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You are NOT ugly! I hardly believe that Nicole said that you are ugly. You are sooo beautiful. You have gorgeous hair, smooth skin, and cute features. Don't EVER say that you are NOT beautiful! Be confident!!
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