Life before....

What was life like before Mike?
....I did not receive drunken phone calls at 1:30 in the morning....
....I did not have to deal with incompetent people at work....
....I was not treated sh*tty at work....
....the world had a lot less use of the word, a**hole....
....the world was a lot happier :).....

I was just bored and thought after the other night this was a good post :)